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Traywick Family Matters Journey
Wednesday April 13, 2016
At times "C-bass" will cruise around in his tinted windows black old Buick riviera, fitted with a loudspeaker, with the spray painted white "3" on the doors, loudspeaker on top blaring away and address/ comment / speak directly to any person walking on the sidewalk or walmart, strip mall parking lot.
Sometimes "C-bass", Sebastion AKA "C-bass" Von Sturgil Traywick goes on an insurance RT= Road Trip with us but most of the time operates as the independent broadcaster driving his '97 Lumina fitted with loudspeaker and drives/ cruises/ creeps through town about 3- 5 mph talking about insurance to all passerby's via loudspeaker on the top of the car. He was given tickets years back for noise ordinance laws when the city tried to shut him down. He sued the city and acted as his own "per se" attorney but the ACLU stepped in and defended him on 1st amendment rights to speak at under 50 decibels... and won.
Sometimes "C-bass" will cruise around in his black old Monte carlo with no windshield or any windows, the white "3" on the doors, loudspeaker on top and address/ comment / speak to any person walking on the sidewalk or walmart, strip mall parking lot.
C-bass would drive/ cruise through the parking lots and down small town streets creeping along at 2-3 mph. Dark tinted windows that you couldn't see in. Some say he was our local "Christine" haunted car.
He'd trail along shoppers coming out of walmart and start a questioning monologue:
"That's an awful lot of groceries. You could stand to lose a few pounds." pause a few seconds while still inching along.... following/ stalking. Shopper lady is trying to hurry and get away from this nuisance. "?Did you buy ice cream? There's a lot of calories in ice cream. You could probably cut back on the Doritos too." Badgering pedestrians with questions and comments.... By now most shoppers threw their bags in the car and quickly left.
In his small town of Kudzu Falls most people knew the car and women would run and rush their kids into a store to get away.
C-bass was even more unmerciful to the guys.
"?Where'd you get that haircut? ?Somebody told you that style looked good? You're not gonna score any snatch with that haircut. I'd ask for my money back." "Boy that haircut is a real snatchmiester. Lucky you!"
"?Where did you buy that hat. What a dumb hat. What a stupid looking hat. Hey, but it looks good on you."
When the guys would come over to stop the car confront and fight he'd just punch it/ hit the gas and speed off. Then come back around "yeah, a real tough guy, huh. ?Did you serve in the military? I bet not. But now you're tough guy huh? ?Did you learn that watching WWE wrestling?"
?Not doing much exercise these days are you? ?Who told you wearing a Dallas Cowboys pants suit, stretch suit was fashion? ?Do you even remember then you gave up? Yeah,... that will attract the women. ... with green teeth!
You never drink twice from the same stream.
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