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Bonneville USA Worlds Fastest Bear
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Tracks of the StoneBear has a couple of different origins. One is as early as the scouts, from being a member of Cherokee 50 lodge given the name StoneBear. The other comes from life on the road as a Stand up Bear.
A while back traveling thru the west was listening to some ladies getting all frothed up about getting to see a bear. they were rushing out to go see a bear. "Oh we're going to go see a bear". Truth is ... they just thought they wanted to see a bear. Truth is... you don't want to see a bear. If you see a bear.... that bear has already seen you for a while and has been stalking YOU... for his dinner. A Bear can smell 1,000 times better than a human. & so it hit me... everybody wanted to see a bear....
well,... I learned from wheeler-dealer Dad from his trading/ hustling in the Marine Corps... we'll give them a bear.... for a price. I remember Dad saying "?You want that jeep where it sits, or do you want it delivered FOB? Doesn't matter to me; I'll give you a price for either." "?You want that Tank delivered? FOB? ,... it's as is!"
So I got a bear suit and went on the road as a stand up bear.
You want a picture of the bear $5
Picture w/ the bear $10
See the bear zydeco dance $15
Zydeco dance WITH the bear $20 (but bear gets to lead)
Drink a beer w/ the bear $25
Tap a Keg w/ the bear $100
It's a profit Deal.
*** & from a previous trip west... ran an entry for land speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Wendover Utah
Posted: Unofficial Bonneville results/ time:
Division: Retail stock passenger vehicle
Class: Rental car ? (judges ?can he do that? ?Does Avis know about this?)
Make: Toyota
Model: Camry
Driver: ? a Bear ?
Time: Hit 129+ mph before I had to back off & not sling a rod thru the hood
So on that clear, Fall, September day, StoneBear (nicknamed "Hot Dog" by his racing buddies and competitors) Drove Harder, Drove Longer, Drove Further, Drove Faster than any Bear in History and Earned / and was Awarded the honor:
World Record holder: The Worlds Fastest Bear 129.242 MPH
Fastest Bear at Bonneville Salt Flats A record that still stands to this day.
see video at end of this post
Tracks of the StoneBear has a couple of different origins. One is as early as the scouts, from being a member of Cherokee 50 lodge given the name StoneBear. The other comes from life on the road as a Stand up Bear.
A while back traveling thru the west was listening to some ladies getting all frothed up about getting to see a bear. they were rushing out to go see a bear. "Oh we're going to go see a bear". Truth is ... they just thought they wanted to see a bear. Truth is... you don't want to see a bear. If you see a bear.... that bear has already seen you for a while and has been stalking YOU... for his dinner. A Bear can smell 1,000 times beter than a human. & so it hit me... everybody wanted to see a bear....
well,... I learned from wheeler-dealer Dad from his trading/ hustling in the Marine Corps... we'll give them a bear.... for a price. I remember Dad saying "?You want that jeep where it sits, or do you want it delivered FOB? Doesn't matter to me; I'll give you a price for either." "?You want that Tank delivered? FOB? ,... it's as is!"
So I got a bear suit &amd; went on the road as a stand up bear.
You want ;picture of the bear $5
Picture w/ the bear $10
See the bear zydeco dance $15
Zydeco dance WITH the bear $20 (but bear gets to lead)
Drink a beer w/ the bear $25
Tap a Keg w/ the bear $100
It's a profit Deal.
*** & from a previous trip west... ran an entry for land speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Wendover Utah
Posted: Unofficial Bonneville results/ time:
Division: Retail stock passenger vehicle
Class: Rental car ? (judges ?can he do that? ?Does Avis know about this?)
Make: Toyota
Model: Camry
Driver: ? a Bear ?
Time: Hit 129+ mph before I had to back off & not sling a rod thru the hood
So on that clear, Fall, September day, StoneBear (nicknamed "Hot Dog" by his racing buddies and competitors) Drove Harder, Drove Longer, Drove Further, Drove Faster than any Bear in History and Earned / and was Awarded the honor:
World Record holder: The Worlds Fastest Bear 129.242 MPH
Fastest Bear at Bonneville Salt Flats A record that still stands to this day.
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September 2008
Bonneville USA Worlds Fastest Bear
Tracks of the StoneBear has a couple of different origins. One is as early as the scouts, from being a member of Cherokee 50 lodge given the name StoneBear. The other comes from life on the road as a Stand up Bear.
A while back traveling thru the west was listening to some ladies getting all frothed up about getting to see a bear. they were rushing out to go see a bear. "Oh we're going to go see a bear". Truth is ... they just thought they wanted to see a bear. Truth is... you don't want to see a bear. If you see a bear.... that bear has already seen you for a while and has been stalking YOU... for his dinner. A Bear can smell 1,000 times better than a human. & so it hit me... everybody wanted to see a bear....
well,... I learned from wheeler-dealer Dad from his trading/ hustling in the Marine Corps... we'll give them a bear.... for a price. I remember Dad saying "?You want that jeep where it sits, or do you want it delivered FOB? Doesn't matter to me; I'll give you a price for either." "?You want that Tank delivered? FOB? ,... it's as is!"
So I got a bear suit and went on the road as a stand up bear.
You want a picture of the bear $5
Picture w/ the bear $10
See the bear zydeco dance $15
Zydeco dance WITH the bear $20 (but bear gets to lead)
Drink a beer w/ the bear $25
Tap a Keg w/ the bear $100
It's a profit Deal.
*** & from a previous trip west... ran an entry for land speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Wendover Utah
Posted: Unofficial Bonneville results/ time:
Division: Retail stock passenger vehicle
Class: Rental car ? (judges ?can he do that? ?Does Avis know about this?)
Make: Toyota
Model: Camry
Driver: ? a Bear ?
Time: Hit 129+ mph before I had to back off & not sling a rod thru the hood
So on that clear, Fall, September day, StoneBear (nicknamed "Hot Dog" by his racing buddies and competitors) Drove Harder, Drove Longer, Drove Further, Drove Faster than any Bear in History and Earned / and was Awarded the honor:
World Record holder: The Worlds Fastest Bear 129.242 MPH
Fastest Bear at Bonneville Salt Flats A record that still stands to this day.
see video at end of this post
Tracks of the StoneBear has a couple of different origins. One is as early as the scouts, from being a member of Cherokee 50 lodge given the name StoneBear. The other comes from life on the road as a Stand up Bear.
A while back traveling thru the west was listening to some ladies getting all frothed up about getting to see a bear. they were rushing out to go see a bear. "Oh we're going to go see a bear". Truth is ... they just thought they wanted to see a bear. Truth is... you don't want to see a bear. If you see a bear.... that bear has already seen you for a while and has been stalking YOU... for his dinner. A Bear can smell 1,000 times beter than a human. & so it hit me... everybody wanted to see a bear....
well,... I learned from wheeler-dealer Dad from his trading/ hustling in the Marine Corps... we'll give them a bear.... for a price. I remember Dad saying "?You want that jeep where it sits, or do you want it delivered FOB? Doesn't matter to me; I'll give you a price for either." "?You want that Tank delivered? FOB? ,... it's as is!"
So I got a bear suit &amd; went on the road as a stand up bear.
You want ;picture of the bear $5
Picture w/ the bear $10
See the bear zydeco dance $15
Zydeco dance WITH the bear $20 (but bear gets to lead)
Drink a beer w/ the bear $25
Tap a Keg w/ the bear $100
It's a profit Deal.
*** & from a previous trip west... ran an entry for land speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats, Wendover Utah
Posted: Unofficial Bonneville results/ time:
Division: Retail stock passenger vehicle
Class: Rental car ? (judges ?can he do that? ?Does Avis know about this?)
Make: Toyota
Model: Camry
Driver: ? a Bear ?
Time: Hit 129+ mph before I had to back off & not sling a rod thru the hood
So on that clear, Fall, September day, StoneBear (nicknamed "Hot Dog" by his racing buddies and competitors) Drove Harder, Drove Longer, Drove Further, Drove Faster than any Bear in History and Earned / and was Awarded the honor:
World Record holder: The Worlds Fastest Bear 129.242 MPH
Fastest Bear at Bonneville Salt Flats A record that still stands to this day.
Looking for a sponsor. more later
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