Friday, February 3, 2017

Sheldon

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A man walks to 5th Ave. & 42nd St. in New York City during a downpour and 
> somehow manages to get a taxi immediately. 
> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just 
> like Sheldon." 

> "Who?" 

> "Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right.
> Like my cab being vacant during a rainstorm.
> It would have happened like that for Sheldon every single time." 
> "Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over everybody",
> stated the passenger. 
> "Not Sheldon," said the cabbie. "He was a terrific athlete.
> He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros.
> He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star.
> Handsome and sophisticated, more than Cary Grant.
> He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something!
> "Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy," the cabbie
> continued.
> "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday.
> He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with.
> He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole
> neighborhood blacks out." 
> "Wow, incredible , no wonder you remember him!" said the passenger. 
> "Well, I never actually met Sheldon," admitted the cabbie. 
> "Then how do you know so much about him?" asked the passenger. 
> "After he died, I married his wife." 


Let me tell you about Scott and David!

You never drink twice from the same stream. 

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