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| Shirlette: Edna, it is way past time for you to get yourself right to the Cross and beg forgiveness for looking such a slut. This may sound overly cautious, but you never get a second chance to make a first impression... especially when it's a waltz, so don't dress like dance trash 'cause there's not enough men to go around as it is. |
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| Lamar: This weekend for the first time in over a month, Fidel Castro appeared on Cuban television. Cubans were excited to hear this and said, "We have a television"? |
01-Nov-06
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| Kenny: What a Halloween. Just spent the last hour dealing w/ mad parents. This year I gave out cigaretts -- winston lights-- & they're still irked. & after last year when i gave garden fresh grown jalapenos. go figure. You know, it's just hard sometimes dealing w/ people. |
31-Oct-06
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| Pork Chop Davis: I want on the cooking show. I make a good Cadillac soup that'll knock you to the curb. |
25-Oct-06
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| Ace Dillon: The buffet at the mid-dance break had Tuna fish sandwiches... and soon when I danced with a lady, her breath smelled like cat food. |
24-Oct-06
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| Wilma: I' going to do a cooking show and call it Cooking with the Dancers. |
24-Oct-06
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| Joyce: ARE YOU WILLING TO COMMIT A SENSELESS ACT OF VIOLENCE TO GET DESIGNER dance SHOES? |
19-Oct-06
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| Edna: Can I be a member of your dance gang? Where do I join? |
19-Oct-06
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| Vern: Hey, I could sell Dance Insurance too. a 10. |
18-Oct-06
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| Leigh: Are you sure it wasn't a Trout, or Snapper? What Size shoe do you wear Vern? |
18-Oct-06
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| Bonita: Better than the Dance of the Possum? The Possum dance? |
18-Oct-06
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| Kenny: No, that was the Possum cocktail weenies at the buffet. They were better than the dance before. |
18-Oct-06
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| Sarah: Wasn't the song, Send in the Possums? |
18-Oct-06
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| Hal Gerny: The name of that song was "Look at Me(when I Talk to You)" |
18-Oct-06
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| Burnadette: What was the name of that song they were plaing when we did the Foxtrot? |
18-Oct-06
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| Nub Turnipseed: Whos a guy got to dance with around here to get some Bacon? |
13-Oct-06
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| Peanut: You mean AAA? or AARP? |
13-Oct-06
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| Major General Buck "Dick" Turgidson, USMC ret.: Sign me up Corrina for the CPR with you, but I'm not going to stand in line to propose to you. |
13-Oct-06
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| Snookie Luker: You can practice your CPR on me Corrina. |
13-Oct-06
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| Corrina: Did the Vietnamese Waltz last night with "the other guy" last night and thought I was going to have to do CPR. Maybe they should give CPR lessons before the dance. |
13-Oct-06
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| Elain: Does my AAA membership cover me for when I get a bad dancer? |
13-Oct-06
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| Ethel May Potter: You mean sell a Virtual Dance to the person at work or at home. Like to Sell Dances to the Sick & Shut in? |
13-Oct-06
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| Vern: I could Sell those virtual dances, along with a timeshare dance package. Let's do Lunch & talk Business Chuck. |
13-Oct-06
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| Louis: Maybe I could hold my Video Cell Phone while I'm dancing with a lady, and who I call would View it and think they were actually there dancing . |
13-Oct-06
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| Chuck: Can I mail in a Dance? You know, like when I can't actually make it to the dance? Does the timeshare work like that? |
13-Oct-06
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| Roberta: Yes, and I was afraid I was going to flatline him if we did a Swing dance. |
13-Oct-06
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| Corrina: Did he also have another little machine making beeping noises while it monitors his heart rate? |
13-Oct-06
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| Roberta: I know what you mean about those Whistle dances Bucky. Last dance, I switched at the Whistle, and the old guy I got was pulling the little cart carrying his Oxygen tank and he had his Oxygen tube accross his face, under his nose. |
13-Oct-06
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| Vern: How do y'all feel about me selling dance timeshares. Timeshare Dancing; I think there's a market for it. Whatcha think. |
13-Oct-06
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| Knarley: Where are your priorities?.... You're in a barroom fight & I'm your pool cue. |
12-Oct-06
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| Wang Chung: The Sweet and Sour Fortune cookies were good. My fortune said I would encounter a salmon soon. |
11-Oct-06
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| Sue Troutlips: And I could have gone to the Tractor pull instead. |
11-Oct-06
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| Margurite: Jim, that's the side of you that nobody likes! |
11-Oct-06
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| "Cannonball" Carlisle: Does having the shakes count as excersize? |
11-Oct-06
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| Maxine: It's a real bad dancing "Jones" on my back. And I don't know how to shake it. |
11-Oct-06
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| Chopper: Sounds like you've got a real bad dance monkey on your back there, Maxine. |
11-Oct-06
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| Nadine: I was over at the buffet when I saw that and laughed so hard that buttermilk came out my nose. |
11-Oct-06
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| Major General Buck "Dick" Turgidson: I know what youmean about that marathon dance. Looked up during one of those whistle things and thought I was dancing with one of the "Children of the Corn". |
11-Oct-06
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| Saul: The Cowgirls.... they're going to need some real therapy. |
27-Sep-06
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| Nordberg: Hey everybody, over on channell 70, they are all talking in Spanish. |
27-Sep-06
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| Hargus: Leslie honey... Them guys is what we call "All Hat and No Cattle". Them is pretend cowboys. |
27-Sep-06
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| Leslie: What's with the dressing like a cowboy? What's with the cowboy boots and cowboy hat and belt buckle? Are they really cowboys? They own ranches and raise cattle? |
27-Sep-06
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| Gail: At the country western swing dance; I actually heard a MOO. |
27-Sep-06
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| Merle: After a "country two-step" at the CW dance, upon returning to my seat, realized that I had stepped in cow dutie. |
25-Sep-06
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| Loretta Troutlips: Can I wear my Tap shoes to do a swing dance for next dance. It sounds really neat, tapping to the beat, like I'm part of the band. |
25-Sep-06
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| Carlito: Oh yeah,.... I really want to go out w/ Nordberg. She would complete my dance, life! Let's see now,.... I can: A. go out w/ Nordberg B. put a cigarette out in my a** Let's see now.... ?which would be more fun? I 'm having a hard time deciding. |
20-Sep-06
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| Julliette: Carlito, why don't you go out with Nordberg? You dance with her sometimes don't you? |
20-Sep-06
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| Jim Troutlips: This is a message board about dancing, not golf. And don't call me Shirley; my name is Jim. |
20-Sep-06
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| Bull Carter: Honk if you like to dance. |
20-Sep-06
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| Bullets Durghams: Sue, I told you that you couldn't polka any better than with me. |
20-Sep-06
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| Carlito: The worst tragedy in the world is wasted talent. |
20-Sep-06
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| Bernice Spiffy: That marathon dance was really something like, ... and now,.... direct from the Ghost of Lawrence Welk; Play That-A Funky Music A-White-A-boy! I was just waiting for the next number where the black guy comes out & Tap dances w/ spoons. Then; & now a number from Bobby & Jerri. |
19-Sep-06
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| Julliett: Oh, I'm touched! Is there a prize like the pulitzer? for poetry. Everybody hold on a minute; can somebody get him a medal? |
18-Sep-06
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