ROF= Ring of fire Odyssey MEF-H = Marine Expeditionary Force- Hargus
LA= Leeds/ Muleshoe, AL Journey
April 3, 2017
Breaking News: Local Squirrel Commits Suicide
A local squirrel jumped in front of a car this morning reported a neighborhood watch citizen Dame Angel Traywick.
Authorities found a note at the scene saying "I just couldn't take it any more. And The VA crisis help line transfered my call to an auto parts store. The irony!"
Pacifist rooster "Kenny", known for being torn to shreds at cockfights, calls of a protest march to local VA hospital.
Law enforcement officials on the scene would neither confirm or deny reports the car was driven by Dale Jr. following a disappointing 22nd place finish at Talladega.
"And we just had a Rat Killin' a few weeks ago; so sad" stated Dame Angel Traywick. "The car had #88 on the side and was going about 189mph. And it's a school zone. And he didn't even stop. You know, you just cant be nice to people."
"He was a Veteran" stated Dame Candy Traywick AKA "Cinnamon". "Once again The VA drops the ball. All this winning, and now this. This neighborhood has been through a lot lately."
"And we just had a Rat Killin' a few weeks ago; so sad" stated Dame Angel Traywick. "The car had #88 on the side and was going about 189mph. And it's a school zone. And he didn't even stop. You know, you just cant be nice to people."
"He was a Veteran" stated Dame Candy Traywick AKA "Cinnamon". "Once again The VA drops the ball. All this winning, and now this. This neighborhood has been through a lot lately."
You never drink twice from the same stream.
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