ROF= Ring of fire Odyssey MEF-H = Marine Expeditionary Force- Hargus
April 7, 2017
SQL= Squirrel Journey
The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent, and the stupid.
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Often things don't make sense in this crazy mixed up world.
First thing you know there's innocent kidding and horsing around. Then it escalates to grab ass. Sometimes things get out of hand and a line is crossed into the dark side...
... and a squirrel is killed. That's where I come in. My name is Sgt Hargus; I carry a badge.
Welcome to Squirrel Beat.
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It was Thursday 1:49pm. Me and my partner, Officer MooseDude were working out of bunko division when the call came in. The report was a squirrel down on Montague Street. We got a motor pool squad car and arrived on the scene at 2:21pm and went to work.
Dude: Looks like the same MO of the Cahaba Hills case last month.
Sgt Hargus: ?Just what are you suggesting?
MooseDude: Not suggesting anything Hargus. Just making an observation. Don't get your ass chapped.
Sgt Hargus: Just the Facts. Your saying that this was not an ordinary hit and run? You're saying this squirrel was killed and then moved here to the sidewalk? I concur!
MooseDude: ?How did you arrive at your conclusion?
Sgt Hargus: Because here is the garrote that was used to strangle the victim and finish him off. One thing is for certain.
MooseDude: ?Whats that?
Sgt Hargus: He won't be crossing any more streets anytime soon.
MooseDude: Looks like he's at the end of the road.
Sgt Hargus: He bought the farm.
MooseDude: He kicked the bucket.
Sgt Hargus: He's on that Highway to Heaven.
Sgt Hargus: He's on that Highway to Heaven.
MooseDude: He's crossed the bridge.
Sgt Hargus: His clock got cleaned.
MooseDude: He's cleared for takeoff.
Sgt Hargus: He got the call.
MooseDude: The bells toll for him.
Sgt Hargus: He wuz a runnin' good all day 'til _____.
MooseDude: His number came up.
Sgt Hargus: He didn't make it.
MooseDude: He got T-boned by a chevy.
Sgt Hargus: He's on deck.
MooseDude: He caught the "A" train.
Sgt Hargus: He's outta here.
MooseDude: He's pushin' up daises.
Sgt Hargus: He got his round trip ticket punched.
MooseDude: He's history.
Sgt Hargus: He's down for the count.
MooseDude: Alright, now the paperwork and don't let it get personal.
You never drink twice from the same stream.
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