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Name: Rauol
Email: TopBroNow@Cuba.com
Date: Mon Aug 7 10:34:39 CDT 2006
Was talking w/ my big Bro, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, still in the hospital with a serious medical condition. Castro said that a half century of Communist rule seemed like a good idea right up until the point he was rushed to the hospital in a '55 Oldsmobile.

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Name: ACE
Email: aceinhole@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Aug 30 10:41:15 CDT 2006
Yeah, know what you mean about those "couples" at a dance that have a look on their face like they're at a funeral. I did a tour in the Marines during a bloody war, & was married for 14 years,... & I couldn't tell you which experience was worse.

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Name: Slick
Email: slick1@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Sep 1 17:34:33 CDT 2006
Watching the guys try to "Impress" new lady dancers is actually,... quite entertaining. Yes, some of them go ape****. kinda frantic like when a chimp learns how to turn on a flashlight for the 1st time. But don't penalize us guys that are secure enough with ourselves; appreciate us MORE for sticking with you & dancing with you because we appreciate YOU, & are not trying to show off.

Hey, here's a thought; Maybe the guys don't get appreciated enough and don't come back. You tell me why there are always more ladies at the dances?

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Name: Evelle Snoats
Email: evelle@sanquentin.com
Date: Fri Sep 8 11:56:40 CDT 2006
Well I'll be glad to dance with you ladies. I just love to dance. Right now, I've got a prison wife named Lamar. And Lamar can't dance a Tango worth a hoot, and he's always trying to lead. I'll be there to dance w/ you in August of '08. Be lookin' for you and save me a dance.

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Name: Rodney
Email: Rod@cshak.net
Date: Wed Sep 13 13:24:43 CDT 2006
Know what you mean about the dance attire. ?Did you see that guy with the hat?

What a stupid looking Hat. What is this, buy that Hat and win a free bowl of Soup? What a Dumb looking Hat. Hey, but it looks good on you!

Oh,.... I want to dance with the nerd in the dumb Hat.

Yes, dance attire/accesories are very important.

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Name: Sandra Van Okra
Email: Sandie@juno.com
Date: Wed Sep 13 13:31:20 CDT 2006
What is the significance of the "Dip" at the end of a dance? Who was wanting to be Dipped the other night? I was embarrassed. How do you avoid being dipped?

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Name: Paul Porter
Email: Paulport@gmail.net
Date: Wed Sep 13 13:34:03 CDT 2006
Just say NO to dipping!

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Name: Nancy B
Email: tangogal@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Sep 13 13:36:23 CDT 2006
Or you could wear a button on your blouse that says,

No Dipps

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Name: Sweetie Pie
Email: sugar @ yahoo.com
Date: Thu Sep 14 15:53:12 CDT 2006
Evelle_ can't wait to dance with you.. even the Tango!! .. but be gentle..OK?? I may not dance as well as Lamar.

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Name: Virgil Cane
Email: dixiedown @ tband.com
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:09:16 CDT 2006
Instead of "Dancing with the Stars", it should be called "Dancing with the Nerds.

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Name: Snoop D
Email: the dog @ aol.com
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:15:38 CDT 2006
What kind of dance step will you do when I sing "Schnizzle with my BeDizzle"?

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Name: A Richards
Email: ladygov @ Tex. org
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:18:59 CDT 2006
Just remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astair did,..... And did it walking backwards , and in high heels.

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Name: # 59288
Email: Cell 74c @ Dblock.az.
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:30:15 CDT 2006
Is this where i can sign up to win a date/dance with Nordberg!

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Name: Peanut Adams
Email: P-Nut @ groves.com
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:34:07 CDT 2006
Yes, you can register here to win a dance/date with either Nordberg, or Rosie O'Donnell.

Winners choice!

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Name: Hoss
Email: clydesdalediet @ Ponderosa.com
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:36:37 CDT 2006
And you ladies can sign up to win a dance/date with Mr. Bojangles, or Mr. T

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Name: Jimmy Bob
Email: supersport@ chev . com
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:45:07 CDT 2006
The band played "On the Road Again" last night for a Polka dance.

I'm not sure that's what Willie Nelson had in mind when he wrote that song. But hey, who doesn't like a good Polka?

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Name: Russell
Email: lilburn @ bellsouth. nrt
Date: Fri Sep 15 13:53:16 CDT 2006
I like a good Polka as much as the next guy. It gets the sap flowing. But don't EVER play a Polka to Willie.

What dance would you reccommend when the band plays "Wiskey River, don't run dry"?      

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Sarah May Gruber 5 Can Southern Casserole 

 

 

My favorite casserole to serve to a special fella is my 5 Can Southern casserole. Just go to the pantry, pick out any 5 cans of vegtables, put them in a casserole dish, pour in a can of cream of chicken soup, smother with Velveta, sprinkle dried onion bits on top and bake at 325 for 45 minutes. 

 

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Candy Coated Pecans

Candy Coated Pecan Halves 1 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 1/2 cup sour cream 1 teaspoon vanilla dash cinnamon 2 1/2 cups pecans (or walnuts) - best if roasted prior to using in recipe but not necessary Combine the two sugars and sour cream and cook to soft-ball (234 degrees). Add cinnamon and vanilla and beat (with wooden spoon) until it begins to thicken. Add nuts. Stir until well coated. Turn out on well buttered cookie sheet. Separate into pieces. Makes 2 dozen. I break into pieces once it has cooled a bit. I also find that it makes more than the 2 dozen advertised....that is why I say to add more pecans if the mixture is there to cover them.

Collard Green Cupcakes Uncle Hargus' Thermo-Nuclear Collard Green Cupcakes you'll need: 1 Bunch Fresh Collard-Greens 4 Cups Martha White Yellow Cornmeal 1 Cup   martha White Self-Rising Flour 1 cup Bacon Grease w/ bits of real Bacon/or Ham 1 Garlic Clove chopped 4 Chicken boullion cube crushed 2 Tblsp Honey 3 Lg Eggs 1/2 Cup Half& Half 4 Garden Fresh Spring onions, Chopped/Chives & all Mix all in Large Bowl 2 Cups Crisco/or Lard 1 Can Spam Blender ____________ Grease cupcake tray, & lay in Collard-Green leaves as the cupcake wrapper. Ladle batter into Collard-Green Wrappers, Full to top for a good Crown Place in oven for 11 minutes @ 600* (Now this is important.  Have the Power company run the wires directly to the back of the stove; otherwise the wires will overheat inside the stove & catch on fire.  Now I've already burned down 3 restraunts by Not using the right wires to get the tempature right.... so get an electrician & get this right) Remove Cupcake pan from oven , being careful not to singe eyebrows from the heat. _____________ Take can of spam, 2 Cups of Crisco/Lard.  can add Pork craklin's if desired.  Place in blender.  Liquify to a batter consistency. Collard-Green Cupcake Tops are still Red Hot & crispy from the heat... Spoon on blended spam like it's a Glaze.  Will cook on the Cupcake tops & soak-in some , leaving a frosting top. Cool.  Serve w/ ANY Southern cooked meal..... Cooked by a Good Southern Woman.  ie.... Fried Chicken & Mashed Potatos w/ lima beans, Squash, Tomatoes.  Ect.... Great w/ Butterbeans, Ect..... They some fine eatin' !

Becky's Famous.. Mississippi Mud 2 sticks butter- softened 2 cups sugar 4 eggs 1 1/2 cups plain flour ( sifted) 1/3 cup cocoa 1/2 tsp salt 1 tbsp vanilla  1 cup chopped nuts ( I use walnuts) 1/2 bag miniature marshmallows Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Cream butter  and sugar together, then add eggs one at a time. Gradually add flour, cocoa and salt until mixed well. Add vanilla and chopped nuts.  Bake in 13x9 greased and floured pan for 30 minutes. Take out of oven and turn temperature up to 350.  Sprinkle 1/2 bag marshmallows over top of cake and return to oven for about 5-10 minutes until marshmallows are fluffy.  Take out of oven and let cool. Ice cake when completely cool. 2 sticks butter melted 1 box confectioner sugar 1/3 cup cocoa 1/3 cup pet milk  1 tsp vanilla 1 cup chopped nuts Mix butter and sugar together until blended. Add cocoa and Pet milk, then add vanilla and nuts. Spread over cooled cake.

Grits casserole Grits Casserole What you'll need: 4 cups of water 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup grits 1  1/2 cups grated cheese 1 stick butter or margarine 1 cup milk 4 eggs, slightly beaten 1/4 teaspoon red pepper 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder 1 pound breakfast sausage, browned and drained Bring water and salt to a boil.  Add the grits, cover and cook on low for 5 minutes. Remove from heat.  Stir in 1 cup of the cheese and the margarine until melted.  Add the milk, eggs, pepper, garlic powder and sausage. Pour into a greased 9" x 13" pan.  Top with the remaining 1/2 cup of cheese.  Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour.  Let stand 10 minutes before serving.

Meatloaf Cake       No, it's not a naughty euphemism; it's an actual cake made with ground beef, frosted with mashed potatoes and glazed with ketchup.    Click here for  instructions with Photos:  http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/